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Shortest Version of Isaias Afwerki’s Interviews

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You don’t have to watch the annual interviews of President Isaias Afwerki to understand his viewpoint. Just apply the Isaias Afwerki Constant (iak) and you are there:

Domestic Affairs

A sector by sector analysis of everything in Eritrea shows that everything is bad.  Agricultural sector: bad. Transportation: worse.  Social services: substandard.  Energy: deficient.  Tourism: non-existent. Fisheries: Unacceptable. Housing: less than zero.

Regional Affairs

Ethiopia: government is in its last legs.   Somalia: So sad.  Djibouti: manipulated.   Middle East: abused.

International Affairs:

The uni-polar world that was envisioned by the United States was and is extremely dangerous, but it is being challenged by everyone.

The Future:

We have entered a new stage.  We have shifted to a new gear.  We have foiled our enemies. A bright future awaits.  Details will follow.

Parting Words, Message To The People:

Work as hard as I do.  And, in 25 years, you will be as big a failure as I am. But you can always blame your failure on somebody else and congratulate yourself for foiling your enemies.


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